"Bras are inherently linked to feces, shock, hellfire, and the great unknown." A thesis by the great Benis.

Hey pretty shark lady...Are you looking for a hot date tonight? Why not Zoidberg?

Sad jelly blobs, looking at the rain. Sad jelly blobs, no one feels their pain. Now all their friends are gone. It's time to move on.

Alex looks upon his idol. Jerry "Long Tongue" Ritter.

Senpai noticed me! Quick, I must eat him!

Who? Me? A serial killer?

A man desperately needs a suit because a majestic Nicolas Cage has asked him for the bag of carrots.

The rain pours in the night, drenching a female Doctor Doom, who appears to be testing some sort of transmission device.

It's nighttime. Robin the parrot flies into the ear of a girl. "Peanuts or the Yankees?" The girl cries. She holds him. It's nighttime.

Apple presents: The iDali. Never be late again! Or sane, for that matter.

It's real easy to look cool. Just do your chores.

"Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay? Sounds totally radical dude! Sign me up!"