Zeleniy prishelets napugan sinim prishel'tsem-grabitelem

Putin pozdravl'ayet Rossiyu s Novim Godom c bokalom vina i chelovekom bez nogi v rukah

Snegovik-patriarkh s krestom na grudi i limonadom v ruke

Flamingo bezhit v more, hotya on zabil ruki

Stog sena gorit na beregu reki, a na drugom beregu bol'shaya solonka

Enot uchit enota slovu horosho

Chelovek v serdse strelyaet sebe v golovy iz pistoleta

Dva pingvina stoyat spinoy k nam i smotryat na aysberg, mechtaya o tropikah

Bereza plachet iz-za togo, chto netu Bezrukova

Fe neponyatnaya

Koshka nagadila i s radostyu ukhodit

Chelovek kusaet arbuz