Doodle or Die

A picture which makes you both horny and hungry.

Blue man telephatically kicks a girl in the ass

I'm one post below... Do I still get a piece? ;_;

A dude who just smoked a joint straight outta Satan's asscrack goes "UH?"

Time to get a real job, Tameem

Emo takes a shit and wipes, and then realizes that he was in the living room all along

Man watching his toilet float

New Chain

Bugs Bunny doing some crazy Tony Hawk shit

Magneto is pringles

Doodle or Die

At least you can write, buddy.

Man with a teardrop head and boobs grows a red horn in his head, turns his other nipple black and stretches his coat into a missile shape

What it feels like to wake up to the alarm

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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