Nooo, R2D2 is about to get run over by a train... but wait! Superman is here to save the day! Or... he's just flying by. Damn you!

An angel is coming to recover the body of a fallen man, face down in a pool of orange juice after being killed by a red Hershey kiss.

This guy, who is absolutely NOT sarcastic in any shape or form compliments your great idea. Seriously, no sarcasm here. None whatsoever.

Hey. My name is Hey.

A black guy with a spectacular pompadour is about to sing his heart out

Hulk Hogan destroys Johnny Jabroni's locker with a hammer, dude. That cruiserweight can cruiser wait, brother. This is for America, jack.

The claw has made his decision.

Super Balloon is flying to the scene of a nearby crime

hey guiez lets' derail every chain with John Coombs drawing lololol it'll be the best we r legion

An extremely overrated football team

The Karate Kid starts doing the "fork in the garbage disposal" dance when it starts raining popcorn

A guy deliciously drools at a Hershey Kiss