It's a bird, AND it's a plane! And a pterodactyl too.

Eridan, you ARE a wizard!!

Smuckers' Jelly. Goes great with peanut butter. *is implying that PBJ is indeed a great ship*

That one scene in Homestuck where Dirk Strider draws the newly wedded couple, Jake English and Roxy Lalonde, and Jake devours the baby.

Smuppet.

Vriska Serket making out with Nic Cage.

Flying ladybug angel races a grim reaper. The reaper is winning the race and heading towards the finish line quicker.

Dead bird reading the new testament. The bird ate a nose btw

Two dudes talking about a banana and the third talking about a crossaint

Perverted man shoots rainbows from his afro

we sex

John Egbert saying that OP is a faggot. (Even JOHN thinks he's a faggot. You're never going to get Denko, OP.)