Doodle or Die

a man complains to the grim reaper about getting up early for his demise.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.

A depressed man sits at a bar, contemplating his life. How did it end this way, with a hoard of squiggly lines raving in his head?

A bunny goat wearing a jester hat.

Sonic whizzes by flipping people off; a man in the background calls him out for being a dick.

A windmill on the edge of a cliff is very distressed.

A man is dreaming about a carebear stomping on his face.

Luna Lovegood blowing bubbles.

A man with a clawed up face drowns in a river of urine.

An ancient goatcowmermaid feasts on a delicious pig.

A girl is pissed off because there's a rolling pin growing out of her torso.

A pigtailed girl is about to eat some watermelon, seemingly oblivious to the fact that it's purple when healthy watermelons are usually red.

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