Double pistols and a wink!

Guy with bird head mask with a fish-shaped beak

HAND TURKEY.

And the emerald-skinned eel screamed, "WHY?" into the darkness, its sharp teeth protruding from its uneven jaw.

Yellow flower with a drop of water on one of its petals

Does this man want this box of dildos?

Let me tell you about Homestuck.

Bomb+cheese

Red dragon Mitt Romney breathes fire while flying over a TV saying he won.

Bee with leaves for legs.

That's some mayo in a can, yo.