Fat people don't get gold

snooki is sasquatch, other women aren't

A pick up artist invents an awful new phrase

a norwegian man greets us

cover of a children's book

The duality of man is examined as he stands peeing off of a helicopter landing pad. He is also pooping.

a gummy fish is stuck to spiderman's leg

A duck is flipping the fuck out over a fish who had higher expectations for this situation

a little dog gets pissed when a transformer disguised as a poop tries to signal for help

he speaks with the hills

sushi on a purple table

a sad cloud misses rainbow but denies his feelings

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