A cannon fires before its fuse runs out. It fires over the ocean, on a planet where the local star is much closer/larger than our Sun.

A cracked, shit-upon trumpet still plays a multitude of quarter notes and two eighth notes.

Comics are good, m'kay?

Catgirl clearly wants the car.

Someone requests sharktits and gets goatfuckers instead.

A Dole brand apple is taunting a can of Pepsi from the safe side of a Gap.

The eternal war between the Great, Pure, Light Blue Warriors and the Shit-Tier Casual Blue Plebeians rages on.

THIS PARROT IS DEAD. IT HAS CEASED TO BE.

Voltorb is mistaken for a Poke ball.

A old hunchback goes fishing.

A member of the KKK threatens a peaceful, albeit vulgar, African-American.

Somebody wants to play De Blob.