A little Dipshit who wants to cause mayhem

A man's projectile vomit caused his eyeballs to fly out

Google demanding money from us peasants

A crime scene where the victim's body is outlined on the ground with flys flying above

A lonely overweight Asain man wearing a rice hat sits in a bus stop on a street corner by himself in the snowy weather

A shirtless man wearing but only boxers is doing a skateboard trick involving shoving the board in between his buttcheeks

A Madly insane obese zombie craving a burger. But YOU ARE THE BURGER

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