You could have prevented this. Now it's too late; Ron Paul became a werewolf will burn this whole motherfucking place to the fucking ground.

Muslims aren't allowed to eat pork, drink booze, or masturbate to shark tits. Is it any wonder they're so angry?

Draw me like one of your French succubi.

/v/ attends a party

Ladies, please, eight at a time.

A blonde mermaid in the ocean. She needs help, as she's a freshwater mermaid. Her arms are fins. She has a human vulva above her fish parts.

Extreme closeup of the face of a Pikmin with no leaf on its head.

International Banana of Mystery

A Batmon (some kind of Digimon or Pokemon I guess) licking Homer Simpson with its forked tongue. Homer seems okay with this.

Doodle or Die

A Muslim woman in a full body burka has a picnic in the French countryside. She is drinking a glass of wine; isn't that forbidden by Islam?

A serious Ronald McDonald bitch slaps the ghost of Colonel Sanders.

A comedy in three acts. Act 1: Ye King emerges naked from a bath. Act 2: Ye King examines Yon Pipe. Act 3: Ye King has Breasts and a Taco.

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