TG: striders gotta stride but they also gotta eat doritos its mathematically impossible not to TG: sorry thats the rules

Tavros cannot handle the bounteous booty he is confronted with. The booty, it taunts him.

The Legend of Zelda Basketball Virginity Diaries: Coming this Fall to Showtime.

A horned pig walks around Heart lake, taking care to avoid the ravenous hair monster near the tree.

A highly addictive substance commonly ingested in the form of gifsets and reblogs. Symptoms include obsessive dash reloading.

The Huss of Lips wears his finest for the Annual Ball of Prospit.

Pale blue dot.

Platonic ideal sandwich ascends to its rightful place in heaven.

You can't escape them. No one can.

The world's first corndog hat.

Nope, no matter how closely I look, you're still a stick figure.

A person who is too lazy to draw something.