Sadly, no children wanted to play under the Giving Tree's deadbeat brother, the Stinking Tree

Uhm... is there a Triforce of Restraining Order?

He's got the whole world, in his hands... oh god he's going to crush it!

Looks like someone found the KEY to inner peace! Ha ha ha.

A woman brings discussion on the equal opportunity issues still present in today's society.

Oh dear. Someone better call a plumber.

Anyone the sun doesn't get, the lava will be sure to take care of.

An unladen swallow.

Two plus two equals TOTAL BADASS.

Protip: If you run out of skips, just don't draw anything and walk away for like 15 minutes, and it skips automatically! "We buy cars!"

Before being glorified for tying ladies to train tracks, top-hatted, bemoustached 1920's bad guys were WAY into the pedophilia.

The Dragonborn, with the body of a potato, attempts to seduce a female giant.