My penis has become a hand, it has also developed a mind of its own and likes to greet people with a firm handshake. I'm Ted, how do you do?

Karl shits confetti while Will stares in disbelief

African American Monk sets himself on fire to protest the Ku Klux Klan.

Three reapers wonder if pursuing shepard is really worth it.

The baby is throwing soup everywhere. What the fuck.

The four Links from Four Swords decide to take the fight to the Anti Spirals.

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THEY'RE EATING HER

An angry chimichanga cuts an orange pikachu with his sharp silver nose

Sunflower tries to coerce Flowerpot into having sex. Flowerpot is obviously mad because Sunflower only cares about itself. And its penis

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