Someone who is disgusted by the healthy, convenient Pam brand cooking spray.

Wu-tang ain't nothing to fuck wit.

a man running from a flaming high heel

A condescending hipster chides a supposed fan of a band.

A gorgeous sunset over a snow capped ridge, with a Dick Cheney giving a speech.

A worm eating itself near a pile of twigs.

A homeless Humpty-Dumpty has nothing, yet is happy.

Doodle or Die

A surprisingly well drawn sketch of a dragon breathing fire.

Porn. Poorly drawn porn.

A Link-kitty

A man tries to roast a marshmallow. "Melt dammit!", he angrily instructs the marshmallow. It does not yield.

A redheaded woman bares her ample breasts.

TOP

Start playing instantly

We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

×

Keyboard shortcuts

Colors & Brushes

w
Select color above
a
Select color left
s
Select color down
d
Select color right
q
Smaller brush
e
Larger brush
b
Quick-enter brush size
1-6
Quick-select default brush

Actions

CTRL + Z
Undo
SHIFT + CTRL + Z
Redo
Z
Zoom & Unzoom

The rest

?
This dialog
esc
Close dialog
×