A man sitting cross-legged, prepared to eat jack shit.

Planter's Peanuts

A woman with a massive neck complaining about excess "Protsne"

A man has no ears.

A carrot

Pink man crys in corner

A horrified man saying "That's gay." His cold, empty black eye sockets stare right into your soul.

The bee's knees.

A can of beans, though I wouldn't believe the label. It looks suspiciously like poop.

Kentucky Fried Chicken

A man with an atrocious amount of chins

Jesus wiping his ass with the bible.