Offbrand lemonade. Tastes like poo.

Santa Claus having sex with a polar bear while Tony Danza hides in the bushes fapping. "Who's the Boss now, Bitch?!"

Optimus Prime peacin' out.

the popcorn holds the answers to your arithmatic. He whispers in your ear with the most joyous of moods.

It's like a UFO with the USA flag slapped on it, the middle of it kinda looks a little phallic.

Curvy pink shark with big tits. Sexy.

This summer, Rob Schneider's gonna learn that being a stapler is a lot harder than it looks.

The Earth with a bunch of red shit coming out of it.

Epileptic 9-year-old gets a DoodleorDie account.

Peanut Butter and Jelly are in love

sonic the hedgehog turns into blue jellybean

Man with epic curly mustache