Lego Gordon Freeman holding a swaying crowbar cant shoot the lego blocks

sockpuppet leashed to a tree

a man with a bloody turd on his head is threatning a teenager with a skateboard, with his gun telling him to "skate, damnit!"

someone riding the air on inline rollerskates

draw: Ménage á 3

a giant red ant is holding a giant magnefying glass with its mouth burning a black man with the power of the sun throught the glass.

A blind old man fighting weak aliens with his stick while his blind-seeing-dog is taking a piss towards one of the aliens

a deformed monkey sitting and staring at flying bananas

Medic holding a small heart and a saw saying "ribs grow back! (no they don't)"

a man looking at spinach and ketchup thinking lines

The science teacher named Square with a square head describes the velocity of his exaggerated graf on the green blackboard.

Pikachu as speedy gonzales