A monkey has grown up in captivity its whole life, exposed only to a sound recording of French articles. It gibbers with bloodshot eyes.

An unsuspecting man tries to pick up Abdul Alhazred, the mad Arab, in a bar.

TF2 is natively released for Linux

Hitler stares at a tangled mess of Christmas tree lights. He harbors suspicions about the race of people who caused the tangle.

I'm sorry Paul. I thought you were... a GEP gun.

A feudal king dismisses the younger generation and their horrible lute music.

Someone asked you to draw MLP, didn't they?

TF2 Engie, overcome by guilt for the atrocities he has committed in the name of hats.

In the DNA old west, one strand is law - a piece of genetic information they call `Double-Helix Doogan'

A black man and a disembodied pair of breasts are trapped in a teacup. The black man looks away out of modesty.

Daedalus, overcome by grief at the loss of Icarus to the innate foolishness of man. O! That we might mortals not be so arrogant!

One of Steinbeck's novels gets drunk. Perhaps it read itself?