Mickey Mouse lost his job.

Sad person dips their elbow in cranberry juice while smoking a cigarette.

Man eating everyone else's hair. What a jerk seriously

Person with John Lennon glasses attempts to eat a danish pastry, using their hair as arms.

Person attempts to spell his name on fridge with magnets shaped like letters, but discovers the fridge is too small.

Gandalf attempts to stop the Balrog in unconventional ways.

Pinochio got a boob job

Patrotic american chihuahua laments the end of Breaking Bad.

Irrational person yells at house, causing house to become severely depressed.

Dorito wearing a wig greets earthlings.

Spiky-headed person listens to the radio while reclining in spaghetti. A radioactive comet approaches.

Fella taking a walk in a big old cornfield.