Jesus is tired of playing doodle or die

pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at suppertime. when pizza's in your rectum, you can eat pizza any time

ya dun gotta water the dang Dr. Seuss crop before harvest

everything on the radio today is shit

a Death Note

if you love something, set it free

man mistakes old nintendo cartridge for yo mama's cookies

Penn Jillette's hypnotic gaze

blue sailor swamp monster grimaces in pain from his prolapsed rectum

public outcry after supreme court decision to grant vegetables the right to marry

bear pensively watches the iridescent sunset atop a grassy precipice overlooking the sea

semi-charmed life