nuclear missile explodes at the horizon

kaliningrad has moved to guyana - donnow why

licking a taco that sticks to chewing gum

zombie shot nine times into brain not yet dead again

no this is patrick on the phone, he's angry, captains hat

three creepy bees grouping up on you

little green leprechaun finds a shelter under a purple tree, he says »noo«

ouch, one more finger gone