The Pimping Monitor gets the copyright for Homestuck!

The Pimping Monitor feeds glass candy and blood drugs to keep his girls in line!

Police Officer Vending Machine gives a rousing speech on littering!

Police Officer Vending Machine arrests Mexican Blackboard for drug smuggling!

Cowboy TV, the Pimping Monitor and Mexican Blackboard go to an anvil's 32rd birthday!

Cowboy TV and the Pimping Monitor go to Mexico!

Police Officer Vending Machine investigates a dead body found in the woods!

Police Officer Vending Machine looks at dismembered legs he found in the woods!

Cowboy TV and the Pimping Monitor make brownies!

Police Officer Vending Machine arrests a man cosplaying as a pig!

The Pimping Monitor creates pornography for his pornography ring!

The Pimping Monitor smokes marijuana with Cowboy TV!