These bread messages just keep getting weirder.

Satan decides to grow a horn out of his mouth.

If Dan would just piss off, we'd all be better off.

Flay the poo

Deputy Nose saves the day again

The Yugoslavian Great Britain

The pink loch ness monster has been denied!

The pee-wizard shows his mad skills to the fedora wearing neckbeard

A hand holding a gun

A rock

A raindrop laughing at a smelly orc

A pregnant lady swimming in prune juice

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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