A generic, blonde Disney channel star who has seen much better days. She stares at the viewer blankly, her childhood in tatters.

Bee Jerry Seinfeld cries, having suffered horrors the likes of which we've never seen... He has but one question... "What's the deal?"

AMOGOS

Goofy's been kicked out of the House of Mouse for some reason... Something about Minny Mouse being really crazy?

An ocean of urine. A lone headstone carried aloft golden waves. The floating face demands in anger, "Who is Porg? Why does he rest in piss?"

American fish hooks... or are they French? ...Thai?

Hey... You want some Pringles(TM)?

Elmo has a homo-erotic existential crisis... or a homo-erotic acid trip.

Barney professing his love for Charmander... something is severely wrong with Barney's face. Either that or he's got a massive neck-chin.

A weird blue bear-man is asking you to "try a stop". What does that even mean? Do you try to make a stop, or try to stop once??

More of Asriel! But for some reason he still looks like Foxy from FNaF... and why is he holding himself like that?? The plot thickens...

Oversexualized female is depressed that the only clothes she has is a green tube top and a pair of tight green spandex pants. She is crying.