Your mother at her night time job

A gross typo; he really meant 1 centimeter long.

Patrick Star is diagnosed with autism.

Stoner is crushed under the weight of his own stoned thoughts

I'm seeing "sanic"

I can be anything but I choose to be fast

Arabic man with a scab on his arm

Taco-fueled transvestite rockets engaging in the wrong direction

A well-endowed game boy ejaculates blood all over his history essay.

Stoned mailman prepares to deliver mail through a zombie apocalypse

Evil the Cat prepares to take over the world.

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