Mario likes to watch angry women because it gets his train engines running.

Cock fights... again. How many of these pictures are there? >.>

Bloo forgot to put clothes on. But everyone likes, so hey...

Very hairy hand. Pound it. I dare you.

The reason why men become cheerleaders is so that they can throw women into the air and then peek up their skirts.

Obama gets hit by a car, falls into a coma, and dreams about large private parts protruding from his body.

Modern art that is too abstract to understand.

Old men dreaming about being hot.

What your excretion looks like after living off of Froot Loops for a week.

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