A large black man with huge lips looms behind a skinny white guy.

That tiny pussy is gonna reek like tuna for weeks!

After his surgery in Taiwan, it took Justin hours to realize that his eyeballs were now hamburgers.

New Chain

Shark fin. Lots of shark fin.

Classy ass onion

New Chain

Doodle Gods, I beg of you, let my chain be sent to the most talented of artists. Let them draw for me: Shark fin.

One of the robots from MST3000

starfish

A shoe asks why he's not kawaii. (Translators note: Kawaii means cute)

An earthworm eats a chilli pepper

batman face

New Chain

Two shark girls comparing tit sizes.

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