all I wanna do is zooma zoom zoom and a boom boom (just shake your butt)

Your baby was left at the BoDeans concert. very sorry.

Abe Froman, the Sausage King of Chicago

meaningless

toilet with blue eyes is yelling "pee in me" and it's being very emphatic about it. there is also a blue chemical toilet bowl cleaner in it.

ugliest cat in human history

Give me some scrambled eggs baby. Hold the bacon, no butter, and maybe under cook the eggs just a bit.

poopie

tomato glasses fallen off

a state of grace

"is this a 'spread eagle'?" asked this green parrot.

purple snail with green back has a broken antenna...