Dildoes are outlawed

A blonde male cross-dresser tries to become a kawaii-as-fuck princess. They fail miserably.

A puffin views faggotry

implying

Some faggot rapper points out the date

A painting of polka-dots is pissing me right the fuck off

spooky ghost ejaculates in closet

Video games

Godzilla and Barney the Dinosaur have a fist fight

Kuriboh gets a new haircut