They're not even a real country anyway.

How very artistic of you! You must be a professional artist to make something that amazing!

Apparently you're stupid.

Ditto loves you but not enough to pay for your new car. (The Pokemon just in case you had a deprived childhood)

A cross dressing horse that's been caught by his wife.

The great carrot war of '82.

A ball of snot escaping a nose crying. You don't know what he's seen man. You weren't there man!

Whoa! Dogs can talk?!

It's Adventure time, come on grab your friends!

An outdated robot got banished to the moon by Princess Celestia and now it's crying. Celestia is enjoying every moment.

A bolt of lightning! "wow that's heavy Doc"

You can't have any pound cake. I don't care how much you want it!