The magician tries to make his insecurities disappear.

Why can't I finish drawing all these limes?

How the hell did such a fancy chair and dapper boy make its way into a McPherson comic?

Kung-fu fighting masked avenger who is also an orange.

The yellow beach is lifeless save for sparse shrubbery and a couple seagulls dwarfed by the clear yet dreary sky. Is this beauty, or sorrow?

elbow sexting

The cookie never should have asked for a blowjob.

LOLOLOL, Toby is a heating iron

Damn it, why did STEVE have to get a better grade than me. He is LITERALLY an idiot.

Two potatoes stand on a stone wall as a sad sun stares down at them. One potato is about to jump off and kill itself, and the other is sorry

Elmo tries to hug you, but he does not know how to not be terrifying.

A metaphor for drug use involving floating ladies and precious gems.