A confused and mildly constipated stickman

The Republicans are to Democrats as Coca-Cola is to Pepsi

I'm sorry to tell you this, sir, but you've got happy blue boils on your leg

I'm so hungry I could eat a...

Three black (literally black, not of African descent) in red shirts and suspenders play a trumpet, a bass, and a piano

A simplistic pink and white yin-yang symbol making nice use of negative space

Your favorite childhood toy

A Dalek tells you "An apple a day keeps the Doctor away".

A bear looks at a large, somewhat abstract painting of a pair of breasts and says "hm.... me like"

An abandoned green ball cap and purple sweater just sitting on the dock of the bay

Your preferred method of punishment for the trolls on doodle or die

The word "die" etched in red over a mass of matted, multicolored hairs