oh my god its mickey mouse

Fucking magical rapist pony scum

Some sicko has stolen and genetically modified the hearts of widows to make them multicoloured

Nicolas Cage got Santa Viagra for Christmas

Spongebob is high, and stabs a Jack The Ripper Patrick

Wingadingding LEVIOSA

Kidney Bean Version of Waiting for Godot (I enjoy this cultural reference, well done)

mwuhahaha grape-raspberry hybrid, and O-K normal raspberry

Faust, motherfucka

An old man in a free candy chasing a saddened naked child.

Purple Eyed Crackhead

An abstract illustration of erectile disfunction