the stapler is hungry

doctor who is a pile of shit

A dark grey cat with a white face scowls at you for daring to look at it. Its name is Miez.

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but cats don't like coffee!!

the witch is sick of your nonsense

pikachu

a child psychiatrist with frilly wocks and a warm jumper

A vegetarian gets caught eating a chicken

Dr robotnik

giant ant scares nearby person