"I give you my heart," said the man to the little girl in a blue dress. She smiles, knowingly... triumphantly.
what you found in your toilet this morning
creature with long tongue laughs out loud while using a computer
baby sets new record by dead lifting 1000 lbs.
elf with girly haircut has yellow eyes and a carrot sticking out of his head
tiny man hugs the sun, says "you're beautiful" before he gets burned to a crisp.
angry person hates hearing jokes they don't understand
mexican election won by fraud?
sad guitar man takes his own life
binary man abuses toothbrush
three wolf moon shirt