Fire was discovered by a nervous lemon.

After Prada and Little Debbie teamed up, the lemon-poppyseed handbag became the hottest-selling item.

Where can I find someone who can peer-review a set of structural engineering drawings in Guam?

yo this bere got like 6 penus

They used to call me "Hearty Cookie" in high school.

My dad was a milkman.

The sun is tripping on some bad E.

Black guy talking shit to Gene Wilder.

Three-eyed disembodied heads attract too many flies.

Don't do it, Pikachu!

We all pack our hearts with medicine.

What's an intergalactic expedition without candy corn?