An animate bipedal carrot with snazzy shades, slick shoes and a flirtatious smile declines the offer of a hot dog.

Biker's jump over the great wall of China is ruined by a patriotic bear.

A tiny man standing on a piece of bacon wonders if he's on Wall street or not.

A doodle saves a life, telling me to start breathing

Dr. Vermillion subjects his lab assistant to the most horrific experiments possible.

An upset penguin cries at his inability to fly

A bizarre alien race of creatures with just a head and two legs discuss their favourite viral video.

A pineapple chills next to a doormat

Ash does a line of coke made from the powdered remains of Pikachu's body. Remarkably, Pikachu appears to still be conscious.

An octopus hobo harasses a whale for change, using his

Shakespeare writes a list to help him decide whether or not he should come out of the closet.

A child like Mario with black hands and creepy stoner eyes. His clothes are way too big for him.