I have nightmares like these. I'm usually never naked and upside down though, but the clown looks the same.

"Oh God, I'm in space."

I flip my table back and forth.

A man is shot in the head, his arm is bleeding and he has lost bot hof his legs. He has no nose.

18th Century man holds a test tube.

The guy above me.

A man in his garden snooping at his neighbour's underwear hanging on the line.

A "NO" button.

A dramatically simple illustration of a pink umbrella upturned in the breeze.

A once delicious hot chocolate has cruelly had its fat taken out and replaced with caffeine.

A man is angry at a cheeky, nude cat woman. "No!" He screams, angry that she is hairier than he had expected.

Mr. Fantastic reaches for the phone when his surprised oven finds his secret stash of hair gel.