"it wasn't me,bretheren"proclaimed the seemingly innocent bystander,subtly furrowing eyebrows inward whilst elevating his upper appendages

that time my magic 8 ball stole my acid tabs

Oh magic 8 ball, does Bruno Mars is Gay?

medusa is blue daboo dee da boo die

Jesus passes a blunt to the dude on the other cross

7 days and 8 fingers later I took a final look at the room I had been confined and tortured in, for now I was a free mang.

Real eyes realize real lies from Russian spies.

Joan of Arc got some nice new armor his friends will love.

what the fuck you doing nigga, you cant fly, you're a whale

pedobear is going cold turkey and trading in underage girls for bananas

motherless.com

an orange ploclaims the obvious that dying hurts