Jesus is a pirate ninja. Complete with his weapon of choice: THE CROWN OF THORNS.

Monkey dicks.

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Feathers.

Emo dude holding some mountains.

Metagross.

Pinocchio has a nosebleed.

Penis man faster than a speeding cumshot.

Italian Lois is trying to make a drink for Grace so she can go to Italy. Rainbow dildo in background.

BULBASAUR USE FRIENDS SERR.

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Hero Academy.

SOUL KING plays the saxophone.

A leaky bottle of glue? CHECK.

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