Earthquake knocks over a fat man sitting at a table. It was not an earthquake but his fart that did it though.
wonkhonk!
that ancient technique
A man buried to his neck in sand slowly cooks to death in the hot sun.
no pleaese
Edward Cullen from Twilight sparkling and has words stuck in his throat.
a cool ass surfer dude surfing on a tsunami
DRAW ME
yes! i have paws!!
ARGENTINIANS ARE WHIIIIITE
>2012 >fuck >ISHYGDDT
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