Too much free will.

Idiot pedestrian walks in the middle of the road.

Stop. Dirk is not some kawaii homo desu character, and he canonically dislikes being called gay.

The sun is politically incorrect.

Pansy.

That guy from Breaking Bad.

Kirby is the cause of all those missing trees.

Taste the rainbow.

This is why I do not do Hetalia.

Never watch a movie with those who are weak in bowels.

Ghetto Android for Easter.

Animals with long necks do not make photogenic stoners.