golden metal egg falling from the sky while a villager stands confused in the background. alternately: superman's origin story.

spanish musical actress singing, "my heart is a black hole of death."

hula hooping magic carpet

kool-aid guy going to xavier's institute for higher learning

spiders in a box fighting to the death.

cop saying, "I'm riding for chern, Kev!"

roads and shit

the cake is a lie

floppy mannequin falling out of a helicopter