The average tumblr user.

X-ray machine grows arms and legs in order to do battle with a cloud.

Tua mater erat cricetus et pater tuus olfecit similis acinis maiuscilis.

I can't. I have lost my ability to can.

Chimpanzee riding on a Segway.

The devil can't comprehend the grey shit.

Sad warrior fish walks under the shadow of a mountain.

The hipster fish troll (Eridan from Homestuck) saying, "wwelp", while looking vaguely shocked.

Holy shit I have a robo arm!

Cat's first birthday party.

People protesting in favor of money and blood.

Pooh Bear is cheating on the box test. The devil is pleased.