Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen

A man immediately regrets his decision to place an order for the Grim Reaper to tell him the date, location and method of his death.

Swim, tomato! Swim for your life!

I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going...

A man in a shower desperately tries to avoid the water droplets, but alas, he fails because he is not only in a shower but also in a boat.

Heeeere's the mail, it never fails, it makes me wanna wag my tail, when it comes I wanna wail, MAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIILLLLL!!!

A 3-year-old's attempt to play this game

More Homestuck crap

YO DAWG WE HEARD YOU LIKE PENCILS

Finally, after doing numerous yearly searches, Santa Claus has finally obtained eight dragon balls.

Count Chocula is about to raep something.

CHARMANDER used LEAF STORM! ...It doesn't effect the foe's GEODUDE.