they gave him a viking's funeral, for he had been a brave man, a good man.

batman, having enough of life, chugs from his batflask, steps on the gas and hurtles towards his batdeath crying battears all the while.

spongebob and patrick only wanted acceptance for their forbidden love. but acceptance was a hard thing to come by.

the king is being shitty

stabbed in the clawhand with a fork.

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abominable torture of the soul

New Chain

cats. draw cats.

unhappy, mutilated penis is mocked and withheld the pleasures of an uncircumcised willy.

the kid's trick worked, and finally, as a cat was he given the sacred donut.

you'd never blame the taco

the only thing that felt good to him, in this bitter world, was dancing.

there really is nothing better than cats

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