A pony-tailed redheaded girl wearing a blue dress is afraid of a moderately large, harmless, flying insect.

A female orc with a potato for a body and a pink handbag.

A deer wearing a multicoloured scarf.

Spongebob was killed by a Fatality, Mortal Kombat style.

A man is bound and gagged in a concrete room.

C'thulu the ancient space titan mocks pitiful Planet Earth.

A black, white and grey line drawing of a futuristic space scene.

The most delicious, creamy, golden beer ever.

A chubby woman with a mono-brow kneels happily on the edge of a cliff whilst an alarmed man looks on in the background.

A really bad drawing of Bart Simpson.

A horrendously ugly black-haired lady with bloodshot eyes, yellow gap-teeth and a bulbous, snotty nose.

A dog which looks like dickbutt stands beneath a dotted blue rainbow with a box of skooby snacks at his feet.