An alpha Gryphon. You can tell he's alpha because of his GIANT GODDAMN "TAILFEATHER".

It's a fucking shoe. I can't say anything witty about it.

Aliens make first contact with /a/. That's no probe, but it's probably going in the butt anyway.

Just picture the worst shitpost you can think of. That's what this is.

Rip in peace fast - he's got places to go

You were warned! You were told, anon! You were told to install it at least a hundred times! YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS!

Iwata, we don't need a Wii U! Not as long as we have our ~IMAGINATION~!

Shark tits.

>responding to bait

I came here for the shark tits.

The infamous "Splatoon amiibo" truck robbery.

A duck - except with a tongue in place of a beak? What the fuck man