It turns out that Gordon Freeman was, shall we say, "special."

unoriginal pre-teens rely on song lyrics to express themselves

a sadly misjudged hippie contemplates sodomy and feels conflicted about it

King Phillip II of Spain eats a corndog at the Clark County Fair.

happy little wiener dog rides atop an RV advertising a smarmy politician

the last thought to pass through Pikachu's mind was one of total incomprehension

politician minotaur asserts his innocence

Frantically pushing "H".

Ms. Gumdrop Spider has been generously slathered with strawberry frosting.

Religion brings no solace to St. Frosty.

Posh pirate talks like a posh pirate.

A disembodied head in a birdcage is assaulted by bits of foliage.